Although the stigma of marijuana consumption has significantly changed in the past decade, there is also a time and place when lighting up seems less than appropriate. Regardless of the progress made in the cannabis community, it is important that medical marijuana patients everywhere have the option to smoke discreetly when necessary. Here is a roundup of the best discreet smoking devices at a wide range of affordable price ranges. Grab yourself a few of these gadgets and enjoy the art of getting high incognito!
Minion Silicone Pipe
The forgetful and clumsy stoners need to order the Minion Silicone Pipe since it’s practically shatterproof! A four-inch silicone pipe inspired by the cute, yellow creatures we know as Minions, this pipe can be thrown into your pocket or bag without having to worry about mishandling. From a good distance, most won’t realize it’s actually a pipe and might even mistake it for an inhaler of sorts – technically it is an inhaler but of the green ganja, right? We’re definitely not recommending replacing this with your actual inhaler for you asthmatics, but we do suggest grabbing this five-star rated pipe for $4.20!
Bat Oney
If you’re seeking discretion and affordability, this one-hitter pipe is definitely a piece to keep on your keychain. Available in various colors, this shatterproof piece is made of sturdy metal with ridges for a quick grip. This mini pipe is so cheap you can get a few and never have to worry about carrying another piece with you for a speedy rip!
Marley Natural Rise Up Steamroller
For a more luxurious one-hitter pipe, stoners like the Marley Natural Rise Up Steamroller for the high-quality glass build and how well it fits into your hand. At six inches and a decent size bowl, this piece takes one-hitters to the next level. Handle with caution though, but this piece will last you a long time if cared for properly!
Cali Crusher Glass Bubbler
A step up from a simple one-hitter, this mini glass bubbler will be your best companion on all your travels. With a tapered mouthpiece and three-hole jet percolator, the Cali Crusher Glass Bubbler is just under six inches and easy to carry with you wherever you go. With its discreet build, you can rip from this piece pretty quickly and get a nice high going before taking on the day.
Empire Glass Pootie Pipe
If you like to get high and engage in heated political conversation then stir things up with the Empire Glass Pootie Pipe. This spoon-style pipe is around 4.5 inches and looks more like a collector’s item than a smoking piece. Flip the Vladimir Putin inspired pipe and you’ll find a deep bowl to pack the goods with an easy to reach carb on the left side. This piece will pack you a few good hits and will jumpstart some interesting debates!
Empire Glass Rocket Man Pipe
As part of a political collection, this Kim Jong-un inspired piece would go nicely as a counterpart conversation starter with the previous Empire Glass piece we mentioned. The Empire Glass Rocket Man Pipe is 4.5 inches tall and easy to fit into your backpack. Flip this miniature man over and pack a deep bowl into his back – rip that baby hard and converse with friends (amicably) about the scandals these world leaders are known for.
Grenco Science G Pen Roam
Of course, we had to include some vape options and this choice is top of the line. This portable concentrate vaporizer will deliver a luxurious travel-friendly experience when dabbing on the move. Compact and discreet at six inches, this portable vape pen features a full LED display and custom temperature control up to 800° F in seconds. Packaged with a loading tool and customized for easy assembly and cleaning, the Grenco Science G Pen Roam is definitely on the pricier side but totally worth it. Get this beauty and you probably won’t want to use any other portable smoking device!
Sometimes it’s best to be discreet and keep things on the low when trying to get high. Not because you’re ashamed of your appreciation for the green, but often it’s easier to light up without any paranoia or worry when discretion is involved. Pick yourself up a cheap pipe or invest in a high-end device like a vaporizer for the long haul. What are your favorite picks and what are your other go-to choices for the best discreet smoking devices?
